Bardic Song - Joelle the Elf

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Published on October 15, 2014 6:00:08 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhSYaa7cm0U

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Joelle the Elf for Richard Torres

Written by Amy Vorpahl

Performed by:
Amy Vorpahl - @vorpahlsword
Ben Dunn - @dunnjamin

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Lyrics:
In a quiet town of leisure, it was just a normal day
Until a ship dropped from the sky and aliens started to invade
Everyone began to panic when a girl approached the crowd (or them on the grass)
"I'm Joelle, a crazy elf." She said "Don't worry, I'll take 'em down." (or kick their ass)

Tonka tough, strong as a bear, she started with the butt ugly
Aliens, speaking of bears, she killed those too, and quite smugly
When the town was good and safe, a boy reached up to plant a kiss
Such a sweet angelic gesture, 'tis a shame that he got hit.

"What the heck, boy, are you thinking? That's not what I did this for!
I did this cause I hate butt ugly aliens, I'm not a... girlfriend!"
Joelle said sorry to his mother, "Remember now before I go
Don't you touch my moneymaker, or you can bet I'll slap a ho."