Bioshock: Andrew Ryan's Under the Sea

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Published on June 4, 2010 5:17:17 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHAh-gXJa08

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BioShock (2007)

Duration: 3:13

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I like to think that when Andrew Ryan first started trying to convince people to come to Rapture, he'd erupt into full-scale musical extravaganzas that were all parodies of Disney songs.

This is a pretty rough edition of this video. It was meant to have illustrations, backup singing, and the works. The voice is also overly cartoony (Although I kinda like it this way). Anyways, I figured I'd put it up in at least SOME form instead of just letting it rot on my hard drive.

Lyrics and Vocals by SungWon Cho (Me!):

Andrew Ryan's Under the Sea

Tenenbaum, listen to me, the government is a mess.
Rapture under the sea is better than anything they've got up there.
The Daddies are always Bigger in somebody else's city.
You think about staying up there, but that would be such a pity.
With splicers running around you, and sea slugs inside the floor
No morals down here to stop you, what more are you asking for?

Under the sea,
Under the sea,
Feel melancholic?
Come to Fort Frolic!
Chortle with glee.

Moscow, the Church, the U.S.A.,
All of them steal your sweat away.
Life there was sordid,
Here, you're rewarded,
Under the sea

In Rapture, we're all so happy.
Cause gene splicing makes us strong.
But up there, they are not happy.
Their government says it's wrong.

But we don't have time for morals,
We have bodies to enhance.
And sure, we might all go crazy
But we'll have to take that chance.

Under the sea,
Under the sea,
Feel lonely? Get this,
I'm in Hephaestus,
Come visit me!

We get our ADAM from small girls,
With glowing eyes and mud-soaked curls,
When they expire,
We can shoot fire!
Under the sea!
Under the sea!
Shooting out lightning,
Sure is exciting,
Don't you agree?

Some may not think they would conform,
Until they try the Insect Swarm,
Who could abhor it
When you shoot hornets
Under the sea?

When Splicers attack
You'd best watch your back.
The Spiders, they crawl
And creep up the walls.
Houdinis appear
Whenever you're near
And Nitros like to explode.

Big Daddies have drills
That they use to kill
When they get upset,
Their helmets turn red
So you'd best depart,
They'll tear you apart,
Before you can reload

Under the sea,
Under the sea,
You won't be censored,
In science ventures,
That's my guarantee.
Having trouble getting consent?
Here, U-Invent until you're content,

Forbidden science?
We'll give compliance!
Under the sea!
No governmental
Laws to prevent you,
Under the sea!

This Little Sister,
You can't resist her,
Don't mind the splicers,
It's paradise here,
Nothing can match your
New life in Rapture,
Under the sea!

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