Blazblue - A Truly Distorted Finish - MCIHAD
3A fighting game?! One which Keith is fond of*, no less?! What is this, topsey-turvey land?! So now, instead of watching Keith flail helplessly for ten minutes as Kyle spams the same stupid attack 800 times, you get to watch KYLE flail helplessly as KEITH spams the same exact attack 800 times! We have truly entered a brave new era for Online Content-Based Entertainment. (OCBE.)
Anyone in possession of intimate knowledge of Blazblue is no doubt familiar with the quixotic and memeitc “Ice Train” move party to one Jin Kisaragi; the relentless spamming of which made “JIN WINS” some kind of “fighting scene” Humorous Propaganda Image, (HPI) as the kids term it these days. We don’t know if the move was deemed overpowered and removed in this iteration of the game, or if Keith’s storied incompetence has simply come home to roost once again, but he fails ignominiously due to its inexplicable absence from his massively limited repertoire.
Anyway, he switches to Bullet and spams Kyle into oblivion. We should do more BlazBlue someday. Enjoy!
*: “fond of” in this specific context means Keith is aware enough of the series to understand which nonsensical subtitle stands for which number, unlike Kyle, who is a fraud.