Pig Newton - Precious Bird Candy - MCIHAD
5As is so often the case, Keith screams in a blind fury the phrase, “you corpulent fuck!!” So begins the inadvisable embarking on Pig Newton, which we choose to believe was one of Sega’s pre-Sonic mascot characters. One wonders how much happier a world we would now live in if the Dreamcast launched with an all 3-D Pig Newton Adventure, much less a gritty alien-slaying reboot featuring the gun-slinging demonic clone of Pig Newton.
This ends up being a very old-school feeling episode, with Kyle struggling to dominate a basic-ass children’s game from 40 years ago, and his traveling Greek chorus vituperating him mercilessly. Watch to the very end to witness the momentous occasion in MCIHAD history: the moment where Kyle finally, irreversibly, loses his goddamn mind.