Zoo Keeper - Root Beer Per Diem - MCIHAD
2Somewhat reminiscent of Breakout, but featuring a terrified zoo keeper doing his god damndest to keep zoo. This is a Sisyphean task, doomed to failure, as wild creatures work tirelessly to erode the fruits of your labor and be loosed into a tenebrous void, which is otherwise inhabited only by yourself and inexplicable boons, such as clovers and root beer. The titular zoo keeper might have a knack for podogenic* masonry, but it’s not worth a good god damn in the realm of infinite soaring coconut projectiles.
The coconuts in zoo keeper can be likened to visual metaphors for success; you either elude them unerringly or they collide with you and kill you.
If, defying any shred of reason, you haven’t found yourself sick to fucking death of the endless stream of Steamed Hams rehashes, you may find yourself treated to our inexplicable dinner theater rendition featuring the cast of a certain other animated series.
*: Another patented Trouble Planet hapax legomenon; herein meaning “made by feet”