Bloodbath Babe Flirting | Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition
2Mass Effect Legendary Edition is finally here. The gorgeous near perfect remaster and the exact threadbare excuse I needed to pollute the foyer of this channel in exactly the same saturated sci-fi orgy manner than I did all those years ago. This is one of my favourite franchises of all time and its going to show hard. Wanna see a grown man cry? Might as well stay here on the channel...it-it just keeps happening. This time it tastes like joy though so, that's a win
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Welcome to my let's play of Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition, in this episode: Welcome back to killing a thousand sentient lifeforms because they're different from me, and I caught them trying to refuel out of my girlfriend's emergency spillage port on our negative 2 week anniversary: the musical. All I can say is I can't wait to hook them up to each other's own Tesla outlets at the brown flashlight they only show their sweetest someones, like a conga line of rectal tazings causing quite a stuttering at the back. Its like when mice mummify themselves in your walls, except when the others come to wrap them in lint and hook the brain out their snouts that may never squeak again, but probably will crackle and pop like the rice krispy elves realized polyamory doesn't work for them. God I hope she'll take me back as a surrogate big brother, at least I can show her how important the "step" part is in that equation, especially since her outfit is practically a washing machine she's forever stuck in, nice and cleanly and reeking of tide pods. All we need to do is add the bending, and imprisonment of your own making. Then we're bound to fall in love! I'm just a little worried since last time she saw me, I couldn't see her face but she definitely had resting b*tch boobs at the sight of me. The kind that would chew me out with the power of subzero temperature induced hardening like an erotic caterpie turned pink with the added bloodflow of looking at this mighty violation magician you see before you, as he whips up another white splash overload without even turning the doves in his hat to nugget pulp like the teehee bigwheel-for-hands trucker he is. All I know is the world will smell distinctly worse, and wet cattish if our ever oppositely evolving, yet perfectly interlocking wormholes never collided in a potentially lethal manner, and I'm not even talking on the battlefield while everyone watches and drools either hungrily, or braindeadly, after witnessing the flash photography fires of our pubic sandpaper friction, or even while Joker bends some fenders that could not repel his well oiled road rage as the pensioners of the nebulous black mistake a dying red dwarf for a stop sign. Who can blame him, EDI isn't in her form to provide constant, conscious, and efficient to the tee with retractable teeth roadhead yet, and therefore his greasy elbow tosses like a criminal boomerang at every zebra crossing, with far too much arthiritis for a satisfying turn circle of midwank donuts like someone's playing fleshlite ring toss with your fragile ming vase of a motorwang, with not nearly enough bone for a clean break no matter how much she monotonally spouts statistics on your spongey red blood cells invading the only helmet you'll ever wear as a pilot who doesn't even like seatbelts.
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What is Mass Effect Legendary Edition? (wiki):
Mass Effect Legendary Edition is a compilation of the video games in the Mass Effect trilogy: Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, and Mass Effect 3. All three were visually remastered and had their gameplay enhanced
Development for Legendary Edition commenced in 2019 under Mac Walters, once lead writer for Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3. BioWare approached the project as a remaster, not a remake to preserve the original trilogy experience.
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