DILF Jostling With The Swimsuit Dealer | Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition
2Mass Effect Legendary Edition is finally here. The gorgeous near perfect remaster and the exact threadbare excuse I needed to pollute the foyer of this channel in exactly the same saturated sci-fi orgy manner than I did all those years ago. This is one of my favourite franchises of all time and its going to show hard. Wanna see a grown man cry? Might as well stay here on the channel...it-it just keeps happening. This time it tastes like joy though so, that's a win
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Welcome to my let's play of Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition, in this episode: Would you say its treasonous to try to catch a sweet tan being baked a wildfire beach as the sand is glassed on top of you, with the unparalleled power of a dying star on my day off before my big date with a rare kitchen appliance discontinued in 1976 when her planet, and therefore every copy of that years Argos Christmas Catelogue was destroyed? Look, I just thought it'd be a fun alternative to ordering an iced tea in a coconut sawn in half like it was the glamorous, wookie testicle assistant of a magician on his first day wielding the arcane arts of going floppy with power tools on a woman/fruit/pinetree payload's midriff, all topped off with my 16 patty meal of live lobster ass eating who just doesn't know how to behave. I mean, that quarian rocket launcher looks like a super soaker topped off with a diorama of patrick star's rabbit droppings house on the barrel, if it doesn't melt all over purple Jayne's mudfarm undergloves then perhaps a squirt under the bra straps of my testosterone cross-stitched, full throttle masculinity one piece leotard of smuggled cybernetically enhanced zombie budgies they call my inside job throttler orbs, like someone seasoned boiled eggs with icing sugar made of one part the ocean, 8 buzz lightyear bendy straw cups my unrealized children in putty form. All I know is that Kal'Reegar ploughs like a susbistence farmer with some particularly hardy frontier corn in the lands of the ruskis lacking in baby rusks to make their teeth strong enough for cob. Its time for us to keep him squatting like our face, or a bubbly cheese pizza might be turning molten below him and the anal cleansing fumes are the only way he can intake dairy or my jagged borehole nose on a crash diet. Too bad he's got knee problems, he might collapse and have no way back. If you pop my zits up there, I hope the resulting abcess doesn't cause a phantom pregnancy up there with the great felony drainages I've been to sightsee over the years. I just hope he pasteurizes before he opens up his faucet of fetish discovery. If you respected the meadows of his meat egg bonanza sprouting free from his many twisted mangle fissures, you probably wouldn't need to be punished by such a prodding from a daffodil wielding dilf out of season, and rather drooped like your stamen had invisible cleavage worth warring for.
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What is Mass Effect Legendary Edition? (wiki):
Mass Effect Legendary Edition is a compilation of the video games in the Mass Effect trilogy: Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, and Mass Effect 3. All three were visually remastered and had their gameplay enhanced
Development for Legendary Edition commenced in 2019 under Mac Walters, once lead writer for Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3. BioWare approached the project as a remaster, not a remake to preserve the original trilogy experience.
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