Simping For Existential Peril Puss | Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition
3Mass Effect Legendary Edition is finally here. The gorgeous near perfect remaster and the exact threadbare excuse I needed to pollute the foyer of this channel in exactly the same saturated sci-fi orgy manner than I did all those years ago. This is one of my favourite franchises of all time and its going to show hard. Wanna see a grown man cry? Might as well stay here on the channel...it-it just keeps happening. This time it tastes like joy though so, that's a win
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Welcome to my let's play of Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition, in this episode: Well, when the tomboys in the last remaining bag of eggheads aren't doing it no matter how much the deep fryer spits in my monocle, and tells the padlock to my pants how loved he is so he loosens up in a breakdown of trans-anal evisceration stools so I can be privy to the process of getting snug with a nug between my go-getter 12-piece legs - its about time to go planet hopping and seek out a new frere jacque p*ssy to put my taxes in and leave behind a rather metallic taste of lip acne, but that could just be the scabs of me FBI Open Upping her steamy bao dumpling with scales like a eczema drake, and once I see that it really is the golden hour for divorce but the sun is in my eyes and I have very low self control. Do you know any lawyers to sue the sun for making me dip my breaded wonderslut toes in a paracetamol scented slime cocktail, just begging me to rise above the opium spork hurdles life blows by our gently grazing democracy cheeks. Perhaps to date Tali we could use some practice on her very intricate labyrinthine child bearing hedge maze hips, why don't we taxidermy an imbecilic clod dryer, preferably a tumble free one, before any kind of switcheroo can pull the wily parsley over our eyes. Quarians are like V-Tubers you can touch unless they're your date's dad, in which case I recommend avoiding doing so unless you've installed the girl voice cheat code into his survival gamer morph suit exoskeleton. Since you can't look at a whole lot, they've gotta outperform their lack of lewd photomode possibilities unless you pinpoint the exact pipe to send in a colonoscopy camera into and try not to clog the nasal pipes to drain their post-nut-sinus infection, and to outperform said lack of eye candy, they need various flavours of homemade gnocchi tumors their extractor fans couldn't quite choke out, or just bathe in melted jolly ranchers jellybaff and let me sniff the shrill commercials they inhabit.
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What is Mass Effect Legendary Edition? (wiki):
Mass Effect Legendary Edition is a compilation of the video games in the Mass Effect trilogy: Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, and Mass Effect 3. All three were visually remastered and had their gameplay enhanced
Development for Legendary Edition commenced in 2019 under Mac Walters, once lead writer for Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3. BioWare approached the project as a remaster, not a remake to preserve the original trilogy experience.
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