Bob Ross is the savior of Christianity
4Christianity is on the decline and is bound to disapear by the year 2067, but I have found the savior of this dying religion. Bob Ross is the greatest american painter and he is the one that will save Christianity, so worry not, my fellow religious friends. He might not be with us today, but ressucitation is a current thing in this religion that once dominated a part of the world and oppressed loads of minorities. I think brushes are fearing the great Bob Ross and this is what we need over here, a world where brushes are opressed and in fear. I am done with brushes and I really want them to be wiped from the surface of the Earth but I think Bob Ross is the best individual to be the essence of good and make great decisions with the problem of evil bruhses. My dear christians, this video is to inform you that good things are bound to happen with the return of Bob Ross. We will strenghten the religion and we will be able to be proud again! We won't have to hide in the sewers anymore! We will rise again!
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