Bread Slapped - Crimson Missile
3Friends don't let friends get bread slapped.
LYRICS:
Ahhh!
House party time, getting drunk as hell
Talkin' to some girl and we start to gel
Heard a strange noise and I turned around
And got smacked right in the fuckin' jowls
With a bread slap
Light speed flyin' across the room
A fuckin' bread slap!
Gluten free impact is imminent
Bread slapped!
With a weighty slice of whole wheat grain
Bread slapped
I'll never live down this shame
Careening through the air like an asteroid in an extinction event
Weaponized fluffy wheat, the ultimate disrespect
Crumbs of humiliation and yeast of disdain
In the annals of party lore forever to remain!
With a bread slap
Light speed flyin' across the room
A fuckin' bread slap!
Gluten free impact is imminent
Bread slapped!
With a weighty slice of whole wheat grain
Bread slapped
I'll never live down this shame
Careening through the air like an asteroid in an extinction event
Weaponized fluffy wheat, the ultimate disrespect
Crumbs of humiliation and yeast of disdain
In the annals of party lore forever to remain!
With a bread slap
Light speed flyin' across the room
A fuckin' bread slap!
Gluten free impact is imminent
Bread slapped!
With a weighty slice of whole wheat grain
Bread slapped
I'll never live down this shame
#funny
#aimusic
#extinctionevent
#yeastyapocalypse
Lyrics written by Jeff Kasmala
Audio generated by Suno.com
@steelpantherrocks I dare you boys to cover this tragic tale of heartbreak and betrayal 🤘😂🤘