Cheeseburger_Apocalypse.MP4

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Published on June 10, 2016 2:45:19 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0UJXmMdG6Q

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Left 4 Dead 2 (2009)

Duration: 33:06

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After climbing 50 flights of stairs and devastatingly handing over, quite possibly, the last six-pack of cola he'll ever see, Coach reached the end of his tolerance. Upon reaching the Liberty Mall, Coach signaled the other three survivors to scout on ahead, stating that he needed to take a breather and will shout out if there are any problems; this was not his true intentions. In contrast to his previous words, Coach slipped away as stealthily as an overweight 6'4" man could possibly manage. Reaching the food court while self-assured that no one, dead or alive, was spectating him, Coach began his terrible feast...

Once started, there was no stopping him: Coach would eat every last morsel in this damn mall, the beast could not be satiated. Burger after taco after chicken-wing, Coach's eating crusade knew no end...

Ellis and Nick, demonstrating their exemplary altruism, convinced Nick to aid them in seeking out the missing ally. It wasn't long until the group heard the growls and gnashing of their voracious teammate, but they were too late... Coach was comatose, a condition that was induced by an unsuspicious tainted BBQ double cheeseburger...

Coach lay there, rolling and moaning in state of unconscious remorselessness. The other three survivors discuss what could have brought Coach to do this to himself, unaware of the food-frights and delicious demons that would soon present their-selves to him... *Welcome to Coach's Nightmare!* (Cue evil laughter!)

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This silly video shows the completion of a normal difficulty Super Hordes (script) + Just a Zombie Apocalypse (mutation) campaign of The Parish with a Coach-themed twist! Advanced difficulty or above is completely unrealistic for these mods (unless someone is brave enough to prove me wrong...)

You'll notice that the end credits statistics screen is slightly blurry; this is because the end credits used in this video are not accurate for the whole playthrough. Since this video was not recorded in its entirety in one sitting, I recorded demo-files of each of the levels (which may explain some of the strange enemy-interpolation that occurs). Leave annotations enabled if you wish to see accurate statistics of the enemy kills in this video!

Also, for some reason the finale was not very hectic at all. I'm not quite sure why I actually had breathing room during it, maybe my allies where primarily being effected while I ran home-free? Perhaps a mod got disabled somehow...

I did not create all of these mods, so I will credit all of them in a listed format by first naming the exact title of the mod as according to the Steam Workshop followed by the listed author of the mod. Once again, I DID NOT CREATE ANY OF THESE MODS! I take no credit whatsoever for the creative talents that make this video amusing (other than actually playing and recording the video you now see, of course :D )

Here are the mods seen in this video in order of importance: Just a Zombie Apocalypse Mutation (No specials) by The King; Super Hordes - No Bonus - No Special by blackcat12951; Cheeseburger Apocalypse by Doktor haus; 4 Coach by [MB]➞Kendip™★; Counterstrike Weapon Unlocker by Lt. Rocky; White Circle Flashlight Mod by Kafen; Payday 2 April Fools Weapon Sound Replacement by Leer; Lays-Medkit by Pinkie Pie; Missing Content Fix by Rayman1103; Pills Here 2 - Credits by Lovely Zombie x; Chocolate Helicopter by Revenant100; B.I.G Plastic Knife (Replaces the machete) by Redogg; Burger King French Fries (Pills) by Lt. Rocky; Coffee animations by Doktor haus; MW2 MP5K F***k The System Edition by Wendu-Chan; Coach grenade voiceline : Football ! by Conker Bandicoot and Niko68; Coach one dumbass mofo by Shellshotty (available upon request); McBurgertank Tank Music by Shellshotty; Chicken (Molotov) by MLG PizzaRoll; Ketchup HD (Molotov) by Zidane; and finally... Chocolate Ammo Pile, Twinkies Box, and Hohos Box all three by SURPRIZE KAT.

If any of the author's names change or the mod is removed from the workshop, let me know so I can update this list.

The thumbnail image is titled "1 Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse" and was created by KaraNan. You can find the picture on Deviant Art.

Feel free to ask any questions regarding this video! I answer quite promptly!

Left 4 Dead 2 was created by Valve, if you don't know who they are... I'm shocked that you are even interested in this video :O

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