Dagoth Ur's Last Letter To Nerevar (Your Lie in April Parody)
132April Fools! Dagoth Ur is in an anime... But not just an ordinary anime. This is a joke post that is related to both Morrowind and Your Lie in April. This is an AI Meme based on Morrowind and Your Lie in April and post made using Eleven Labs AI. Dagoth Ur is basically impersonating Kaori Miyazono. I had to change a few things, but this is both sad and hysterical.
Hey, you!
I mean, Moon and Star,
You were just here, and now I’m writing you a letter, kinda weird, right?
You’re a mess, you know that? You’re meek, and a quitter, and neurotic.
The first time I ever saw you perish, It was the First Era. It was at the battle of Red Mountain. You marched out onto that Heart Chamber, and then made us all laugh by knocking over the Tools of Kagrenac. You asked the False Gods to swear Never to use the tools. It was like you found a deluxe box of crayons on the keys, and tossed them everywhere. Suddenly, Almalexia starts bawling her eyes out.
And now you’re gonna give it up and come unprepared? Like you never were Nerevar in the first place? Hearing you that day changed my life, what do you think of that?
So I switched and became an Ash Vampire, then and there, no regrets.
When I found out we were at the same Dwemer Ruin, I was thrilled! How was I actually supposed to meet you, though? Send my dreams to you ‘til you notice me? In the end, all I could do was watch you guys. You were friends, and I was some stranger. It wasn’t my place to barge in, so I didn’t.
I was revived as an Ash Vampire with the tools of Kagrenac, but I’ve never been totally well. After a few battles with the tribunal, things got bad. My slumbers got longer, bit by bit. I was hardly ever awake I was by then. Nobody said how cursed I was exactly, but I knew it was bad.
Then one night, I saw a vision of Azura and The Tribunal plotting to destroy me, when they thought I was asleep. That’s when I knew I didn’t have much time.
I made a choice:
I asked you to come to me through fire and war. And I didn’t look back!
I started living life exactly how I wanted, so I wouldn’t be all mopey when you came to me. Golden Masks are weird, but I tried 'em. Tried spreading the blight and corprus around Morrowind, because why not? The tonal architecture made my Kagrenac that used to boss me around? I played it my way!
And then…I told one single lie.
Are you ready for it? Here it comes: “It is not too late for my Mercy!”
Shocking, right? But I’m glad I told it. After all, Nerevar, that lie brought us together.
Please tell Vivec and the false gods I’m sorry. Honestly though, I’m sure they are panicking because the heart is destroyed. That’s just who they are. When it comes to friends, the false gods are traitors, but I want someone more sincere, like you, Nerevar.
Also, please tell Caius Cosades that I’m sorry. It turns out I was just passing through. I didn’t wanna leave a big mess behind, so I couldn’t be totally be honest with him either. Think of it: “Hey Caius, be a pal and introduce me to Nerevar, would ya?” That would have been a pretty messed up thing for me to ask for. I mean, everyone could tell that the Mongrel Dogs of the Empire were crazy about you. Even before we I awakened from my slumber, I knew. The only ones who didn’t get the memo were you and the Blades.
When my lie finally brought the two of us together, you were different than I’d imagined: stubborn, and passive, and pessimistic. Not to mention the fact that you stole the Tools of Kagrenac. Your voice was lower than I thought. You were an En'Wah, you know? And you were gentle, no surprise there.
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