Dark Souls 2: Death 2 - Poor Surprise Party Planning
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Patches' Travel Guide to The World Volume 2: Scholar of the First Sin Edition
(Sidebar from Forest of Fallen Giants)
Planning a birthday party?
Our woodland resort planners won't leave you feeling hollow* on your special day! Simply slide down the ladder to the depths under Cardinal Tower, hang a left at Halberd Harry, take a quick trip up Diagonal Tree - or as the locals call it: "How We Conquered Nature With The Tree That Is Now A Staircase" - sneak by the Turtle Guy who hoards the fireworks in barrels all around him, and then take a right.
Take the stairs to ground level and you'll find the Ballista Banquet Hall! Our licensed and trained Party Planning Staff, a.k.a. The Fun Agents will be sure to crowd around and sing your name while firing Drangleic Birthday Ballistas. It can get pretty wild!
P.S. Make sure to bring a Pharros' Lockstone, birthday boy! (Or girl!)
* [Editor's Note: Patches, did you mean to put a footnote here? Also we need to talk about this. The Tourism Board appreciates how you dressed this up, but Drangleic Legal is having some issues on review.]
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