Deep Blue Sea (1999) - Filmsack Intro
3Oh hi,
I'm just an average looking white guy named Jim in a minority majority horror thriller film...what could possibly go ....ahhh my arm.
Oh, speaking of white guys. Have you seen my uncle Bob? He got me this job. He is this fancy looking white fella who keeps Benjamin's seat warm back in the city. You met Benjamin right? He's our investor who can't shut up about avalanches.
Anyway, my uncle Bob just sits there keeping Benjamin's seat "ass warm" looking around like he is part of whatever conversation is going on. But he's really just there because Benjamin can't get his own ass warm anymore. Not since the avalanche. Oh God, don't get him started.
Well, thanks for listening. Now excuse me, I have to go be a shark propelled projectile strapped to a gurney. Things don't end well for me. Could be worse I suppose.