Strange Brew (1983) - Filmsack Intro
4Oh hi you hosers, Geez I just woke up, I don't know about an intro. Just, take off you nobs,
You're still here.... well, then let me tell you how to get free Filmsacks:
First, you bribe Scott at the front desk with a couple of Jelly's. He has a whole drawer full. I'm not even sure he eats them. Just a whole drawer full of Jelly's. Weird eh.
But THAT will get you in to see Randy.
Now Randy likes to hand out jobs. especially if you threaten to sue him. Currently, he has half of Canada at his employ. Handing out jobs like free beers at Oktoberfest.
Once you have a job, head down to our top secret lair where we keep Ibbott and his haunted DVD disc changer. Just grab a DVD like Strange Brew. You doon't worry about Ibbott. He's usually in the toilet behind the fake wall taking care of "Ibbott business." I think he gets into Scott's Jelly drawer a good bit.
Where am I during all of this? Right here. Writing intros and drinking dad's beer.
So sit back and get some corn. eh. It's going to be a doosey.