Defeat the Mario (A Parody of Kidnap the Sandy Claws)
65After working on this for ages, "Project DTM" is finally ready!
https://sergeantmajormario.bandcamp.com/track/defeat-the-mario
Special thanks to:
Manga Writer - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9fJ-sgRQZR6V9aK0wqNShg
Kerstyn Unger - https://kerstynunger.com/
IDTalks - https://twitter.com/IDtalksVO
Shadow759 - https://www.youtube.com/user/shadow759
Sam Williams - https://www.samwilliamssound.co.uk/
LYRICS:
Start:
All: Defeat the Mario?
Goomba: I wanna do it!
Koopa: I want a go!
Kammy: We will surprise dear King Bowser!
Goomba: He’ll be so proud!
Koopa: He’ll lose composure!
All: We’ll kill the poser!
Chorus:
All: La! La la la la la! La-la-la-la-la!
La! La la la la la! La-la-la-la-la!
All: Defeat the Mario! Throw him in a cell!
Send in the squadron of Amps, make the prison Hell!
Verse 1:
Kammy: First we’re going to set some bait, towards a harmless pipe and wait.
When he goes a-leaping, a Piranha Plant will be his fate.
Goomba: Wait! I got a better plan to catch this fat red plumber man!
Let’s tamper with the karts engine.
And when he drives, he will backfire!
Chorus 2:
All: Defeat the Mario! Throw him in the air.
Let him fall into a pit, to the Underwhere!
Kammy: And then of course, our Koopa King…
Goomba and Kammy: …Will march with the chaos he brings.
Goomba and Koopa: He’ll kidnap Peach, I do declare.
Goomba and Kammy: That there won’t be an heir!
All: Wheeeee!
Verse 2:
Koopa: I say that we take a cannon, aim it at his door and then.
Knock three times and when he answers, Banzai Bills will be his end!
Kammy: You’re so stupid! think now.
That won’t blow him up to smithereens, he’ll jump up to dodge them.
And then we will be the ones that scream!
Chorus 3:
All: Defeat the Mario! Use a poison ‘shroom!
Hide it in a question block, it will be his doom!
Goomba and Kammy: Because our vicious lord Bowser is the meanest guy around.
If I were on his rival list, I’d hide underground!
Bridge
Koopa: He’d be so please by our success!
That he’d promote us too I’d bet!
Goomba and Koopa: Perhaps for dinner he would bring.
His special flaming wings!
All: We’re his loyal minions, and we take our job with pride.
We do our best to please him and to stay on his good side.
Verse 3:
Kammy: I wish these two weren’t so useless…
Goomba: He’s the useless one!
Koopa: I’ve got arms.
Goomba: Shut up!
Koopa: Make me!
Kammy: I’ve got something, listen now!
This one is real good, you’ll see!
We’ll send a present to his door.
Upon there’ll be a note to read.
Now, inside bombs will wait and hide, until his curiosity.
All: Entices him to look inside
And then they’ll blow in, one, two three!
Final Chorus:
All: Defeat the Mario! Use the Super Crown!
Seduce him on a lakeside walk, then we’ll make him drown!
Defeat the Mario! Shave his hairy face!
Princess Peach will be so shocked, he’ll be a disgrace!
Defeat the Mario! Set a launch star trap!
Send him flying towards space, leave naught but his Caaaaaap!
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