Desert Bus (Android) - Gameplay
18Apparently, Desert Bus is on Android...
Hope you enjoy... Don't know why you would, though.
BACKSTORY: Desert Bus is an unreleased game that came out as one of the many games on Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors for the Sega CD. The game was so unspeakably bad, it was cancelled before it was released. Penn & Teller's game was also cancelled, not because it was bad, but because the company that made it, Absolute Entertainment, went out of business. Like all other things, the Sega CD game found its way onto the internet and people have played it. For Desert Bus for Hope's 5th annual Charity Drive, the game was put on Android for the Android version is a straight port of the Sega CD version. Penn and Teller were going to have a contest to where you sent your high score in Desert Bus, and the grand prize was a trip on an actual bus from Tucson to Las Vegas, but you got to watch a show and enjoy a 4 night stay at Bally's. Big Boss cannot go any faster than 45 miles per hour. 45 miles per hour, 360 miles from Tucson to Las Vegas, that would be eight hours for a single point. You cannot go any higher than 99 points, that means you would have to put in 792 hours or 33 days of continuous gameplay. In the manual, it says: "No, it's not an oversight. Does your life have a pause control?" You cannot stop once. If you do, the bus will be towed back to Tucson, and you'll have to start all over again. the cool thing about mobile version is you actually have to tilt your phone to control the steering wheel. That's something I have never discovered before... actually, scratch that. I almost forgot that Asphalt 8: Airborne, had the same concept. Whoops. The game was so bad, that the Angry Video Game Nerd did a review on it, and that show was made by none other than Cinemassacre. If you don't want to waste your time watching this video, I'd recommend you watch the review by AVGN, as it is freaking hilarious, like all of his other reviews he does on all other bad games. I hope you guys enjoyed this backstory. Bye. Don't forget to like and subscribe.