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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of toasting bread, a Protogen is the best choice? Not only can they toast bread like any conventional toaster but since they are humanoid they can do it themselves, all you have to do is ask them and you wouldn't have to lift a finger, protogens are on average 6ft tall thus can handle any size of bread there is. If you want to insert the bread yourself you can be rough with one. Due to their armor giving them a 4+ armor save, there's no doubt in my mind that a protogen who is toasting bread would be incredibly hot, as in temperature. Because they are cyborgs and can think, a protogen would be able to control their toasting temperature on the fly, giving you the best toast every time, and with their fur they would be so fluffy and warm to cuddle, so if you're having a mental breakdown while waiting for your bread to toast the protogen can help you with that. No other species or conventional toaster comes this close to this level of toast perfection. Also, fun fact, did you know that my toaster slots are on my back, so you can stop asking where the toast goes.






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