Dino Attack RPG: De-LEGOized Edition (April Fools)
6Looks like my apologies to Ole Kirk Christiansen weren't enough...
Want to read Dino Attack RPG without being judged for reading a cringey fanfiction based upon Danish building blocks for kids? Fear not! With the De-LEGOized Edition, Dino Attack RPG has been scrubbed clean of all references to LEGO canon!
In the city of Brickmont, the Dino Invasion Neutralization Organization faces an army of mutant dinosaurs! Read the thrilling adventure as D.I.N.O. teams up with Omega Squad and Secret Intelligence Agency! Travel across the globe to Insanity Island and Uncharted Isle! Meet dastardly villains including Supreme Overlord Oglethorpe, Count Heinrich von Hook, and Professor Hellfire! Laugh at the wacky antics of Dr. Hu and Dr. Wat! Will the power of The Essence prevail in the end, or will the destructive forces of The Nothing end the world as we know it? You'll just have to see for yourself in this 100% original do-not-steal story that has absolutely nothing to do with LEGO!
Music is from LEGO Island, LEGO Universe, and A Hat in Time.