Dirty Bomb in a Nutshell [SFM]
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I guess I should explain more that Dirty Bomb is a game available on steam (http://store.steampowered.com/app/333930/) that's an objective based shooter. I guess you won't really understand what's going on in the video here unless you've played the game yourselves, so I'll explain what's going on in each scene.
2 Blokes Swearing at each other: Dirty Bomb is set in an Apocalyptic London and has some rather dodgey English Accents. They're funny to listen to so I figured I'd parody that a little.
Sniper Can't Hit Shit and is Outgunned by automatic rifles: One of the things I really dislike in the game is that automatic rifles seem to have zero recoil, making them amazing at all ranges. I bought the sniper class using in game currency to try it out, and from my experience the one class that is supposed to dominate over large distances is useless against any class that uses assault rifles (most) and any player that can point and click.
Heavy outruns demo with melee weapon: Just like in Counter Strike, you run faster with your melee weapon out than you do with a regular weapon. This makes sense in CS:S which isn't a class based game, but in a team based game like Dirty Bomb where role is important and affects your play style, seeing a guy who wields a minigun switch to a knife and start sprinting like a bat out of hell looks weird.
Everyone wants to kill the wounded scout and ignores the objective: In Dirty Bomb, when you're "killed" you're technically knocked down and have a chance to be revived, instantly by a medic or in the space of around 10 seconds from a friendly player. You can also get finished off by enemies, which gives them extra points and score. I've played matches where players completely ignore the objectives just to run and finish someone off, loosing the match for that team.
Heavy opens a crate to recieve an item, only to be blocked from using it by a paywall: In Dirty Bomb, you have a chance for a battle case to drop, or you can buy them with either in game currency or real money, like with Battlefield. These cases drop a random loadout for a class, and not all classes are available to everyone, you have to pay to unlock them. This video from Angry Joe pretty much sumises what's going on here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2Mo-lFlC2I
I really want to enjoy Dirty Bomb, I really do. I could make a video on why I like and why I don't like it, but I'm sure no one would really want to watch it, so this is pretty much the best way I can get my point across. By taking the piss out of it. So enjoy!
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