Do NOT Be This MID Guy!
10This post is trying to insinuate some bizarre life advice. Don't be like this guy. Okay, like who?
"Mid-wife." Bro, in this day and age where the loneliness numbers are rising and people aren't dating as much, they would love to have a wife.
"Average 9/5." Oh no. How dare this guy have jobs? That's not good. He should be an entrepreneur and make jobs instead! Bro, not everyone can be an entrepreneur. If everyone is an entrepreneur, no one will be working under them, and you do need those people working under you.
"Low quality friends." Define "low quality."
"Drinks beer after work." I don't drink either, but even if I do, I'd rather people have drink after work and not during or before work.
"Bad shape and beer belly." Walk every day. Work out. Keep a consistent schedule and stay persistent. It's not a big issue unless you make it big.
"No purpose outside of family." What other purposes are there that are more important than family?
"Trapped in his hometown." Sorry, but most of us don't have enough money to move out or have jobs that pay enough to move out. I'm fine where I am right now, thank you.
"Sports are his only source of joy." Oh no. How dare he find something that he enjoys.
"Let life pass by." Oh no. How dare he let his life pass by? What is he supposed to do, then? All complain, but no solutions.