Do you ever get tired of Derping this hard?
Your shoes on the wrong feet again today
Walkin' backwards thinkin' it’s the right way
You spill your coffee like it's some fine art
Do you ever get tired of derping this hard?
[Chorus]
It's a miracle you've made it thus far
A world of dumb crammed in a single jar
You're the Picasso of clumsy bizarre
Do you ever get tired of derping this hard?
[Verse 2]
Tried to text but sent your mom a meme
Wore your hat like it was Halloween
Life’s a circus and you're the star
Do you ever get tired of derping this hard?
[Bridge]
Every step you take’s a comedy scene
Tripping over air like it's a trampoline
A masterclass in breaking the bizarre
Do you ever get tired of derping this hard?
[Chorus]
It's a miracle you've made it thus far
A world of dumb crammed in a single jar
You're the Picasso of clumsy bizarre
Do you ever get tired of derping this hard?
[Verse 3]
Tried to unlock the car with a spoon
Walked into a pole while hummin' a tune
You're a one-man show of laughable scars
Do you ever get tired of derping this hard?