Today we're starting a new show here at ElConquistadork!
Fang Club: where we discuss and review movies that you can really sink your teeth into!
...sorry.
And what better place to start than with 1931's Universal Pictures classic: Dracula. Learn what Bela Lugosi, Bram Stoker, Carl Laemmle Junior, and Anton Chigurh all have in common!
Here's what you're going to get at ElConquistadork:
Thought-provoking geek commentary that smells vaguely of gin and smoke. Game reviews and Let's Plays that cover everything from the super indie to the AAA to the "made around 700 years ago" category.
Phil The Conquistadork also maintains a healthy love to interacting with his audiences when they aren't assholes (and sometimes when they are).
What you will not get at ElConquistadork: ugliness (the host's face notwithstanding), drama (the host's bank account notwithstanding), or cat videos.
...Huh? He's put a cat in a few of his videos already? Shit.
......Okay, maybe you'll get a few cat videos.
"Sneak A Little Drinky" written and performed by The Butterscotch Bros: Carlos Avendano and Dan Ross.
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