Game:

Napoleon (2001)

Duration: 1:59

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Credit goes to Nice Peter
This is a 2 vs 2 team battle.
Napoleon Dynamite and Darth Vader
vs
Napoleon Bonaparte and Adolf Hilter

Lyrics:
Epic Rap Battles of History!
Napoleon (Dynamite), Darth Vader
vs
Napoleon (Bonaparte), Adolf Hitler
Begin!

-Gosh, I can't believe how much of a little bitch you are.
-When it comes to world leaders, you like literally lowered the
bar.
-I'll rip your bones apart, Bonaparte, turn your rap into glue.
-Welcome to the battle of Waterloo part 2!
-I got skills, I'll remind you who you're messing with.
-Everything that you did, I'm the motherf---er who invented it.
-I'm the original dark lord, you're like the sorcerer's
apprentice.
-My stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of
shit and cloned it.

-I am Adolf Hitler, commander of the Third Reich,
-Little known fact, I also dope on the mic.
-You are Dynamite, with your half-horatio nelson.
-I preferred you in Spaceballs, the Rick Moranis version!

-You can't rhyme against the dark side of the force, why even
bother?
-So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your
father?
-You're a pissed off little prick, with a Napoleon dick.

-How dare you address moi!
-I am French, you're Vader with you intolerable raps.
-And a helmet to cover up that burnt bunny ass!
-You stink, Vader, your style smells something sour.
-You need to wash up dawg, here step in my shower!
-This bastard's about to see how bad a battle can be.
-After this, your buddy Dynamite will be voting for me.

-Suck my robot balls, bitch.
-You call that a mustache? I call the dirty sanchez on your lip.

-I'll whip a virgin meringue with the back of my hand.
-You're the only type of Dynamite that's never going to bang.
-I'll turn all your friends against you, just my speeches breed
haters!
-What's your lightsaber vs a clan of all your white neighbors?

Who won?
Who's next?
Who's on first!
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