Eve online, Fixed: 3rd party warp (sound effect)

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Fua Consternation

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Published on October 27, 2021 10:09:52 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF3awJBG5Cc

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EVE Online (2003)

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*sisi* *no mic* *no music* *minimal graphics*
okay folks, hold on to your hats: 3rd party warp is tied not only to 'ship effects' now (not jump activation), but also to the graphical toggle for 'effects'.
seriously. i kid you not.

i honestly do not know when CCP decided to link it, maybe it was back in 2017? *shrug* i don't care to know.

YOU'RE ALL SPARED ME RANTING ON VIDEO. THIS IS TAKE 5 OF AN UNPUBLISHED SERIES I DID OVER THE LAST FEW HOURS ON A VIDEO I THOUGHT WAS GONNA BE A QUICK 5 MINUTE VIDEO TO CONFIRM 3RD PARTY WARP WAS STILL TIED TO JUMP ACTIVATION. UR WELCOME.

so...personally, if they'd asked me, i would have said ignore the 30 likes on the forums to save that little girl, Doctor Meme.
Just keep it tied to the jump activation slider (i mean, wouldn't you like to hear warp in/out sounds while you're listening for gate flash too? yeah, ikr? effing forum trolls are probably the same 4chan folk who turned that AI into the racist slut) but enable an "inactive client muting" option so we don't hear 5+ sonic booms when one hauler shows up on grid while we're mining. plzkthxdrvthru.

but, yeah, they'll never effing listen to someone who gives a rat's ass, only their precious forum likes. Is that what it's like being CCP getting its arse licked by null blocs who only have good things to say about them, and "oh yeah, could you nerf taxes during the war?" or "that meta is op please nerf" or "wow ccp we love u"? *facepalm*

the only reason - and i mean the only reason - i discovered the 3rd party warp was tied to graphical was hours of wasted time trying to figure out why one client could hear the sonic booms while the rest weren't (it is because on the test server i like to keep my graphics optimized to 'performance')...and only at the very last minute, after trying absolutely everything else, did i try toggling graphical effects (because i noticed that the one client could SEE the sonic boom on arriving ships, and the others didn't see it when watching the one ship warp in on them)

i mean, just wrap your minds around what sort of mentality CCP has to get into to think "yeah, this is a totally better idea than ignoring the forum trolls and keeping 3rd party tied to jump activation but having an inactive client mute toggle for 3rd party warp"...it sounds like a game of "you eff with us, we eff with you" but the forum trolls (and null sec blocs) would never think to actually do any actual work...it's the forum trolls, null sec blocs and CCP who make fun of "internet ships is serious business" (while not understanding 'internet', 'ships', 'serious' nor 'business')

it's a screensaver with a built in chat function, but come on it's a game and i demand immersion, and if it's not immersive i wanna know where the damned wasp is in the room so i can SWAT it.

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PELD - https://github.com/ArtificialQualia/PyEveLiveDPS
Multiboxing thumbnails - https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-o-preview-v5-1-0-able-actor-multi-client-preview-switcher-2021-05-08-limited-linux-support/4202
Soundcloud playlist - https://soundcloud.com/macelharen/sets/video-making
alternate DPS graph - http://www.iciclesoft.com/eveonline/dps/
Intel Dscan - http://eve-plh.com/#/home
html color codes - https://www.colorhexa.com/
"lowsec overview" - ingame chat channel for my "belter" overview
https://newedenmarkets.com/item/34 - tritanium (sadly 404)
screenshot program - https://getsharex.com/

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