Fanboys Vs. WB Executives (Daggett Rant Parody)
21Because i dont have any good recording equipment, i decided to model this clip after the Hitler Rant videos. I changed the language to Spanish to give it that foreign feel. That way you can focus on the subtitles and not the words you are hearing.
Here is the Transcript:
Fanboys = John Daggett
Comicbookwebsites = Philip Stryver
WB Executive = Bane
Fanboys: HOW THE HELL DID BEN AFFLECK GET THE INSIDE TRACK AS BATMAN, Has he been meeting with Snyder?? Has he been sleeping with him?
Comicbookwebsites: Not that we know off...
Fanboys: OH well clearly you dont know much of anything do you! Where are the WB Executives??
Comicbookwebsites: We told them it was urgent.
Fanboys: Oh where are those guys...
WB Executives: Speak of the Devil....and he shall appear.
Fanboys: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!
WB Executives: Our plan is proceeding as expected.
Fanboys: Oh Really? Does it look like there will be a Justice League movie by 2017? The Green Lantern movie from 2011 didnt work, and now you have Fanboys going crazy 24 hours a day because you wanted Zach Snyder to cast Ben Affleck as Batman. HOW EXACTLY is that supposed to help bring all of our beloved characters together on the big screen???
WB Executives: Leave Us...
*Comicbookwebsites start to exit*
Fanboys: No stay here, we are in charge!
*WB Executives places hands on shoulders*
WB Executives: Do you feel in charge?
*Comicbookwebsites walks away*
Fanboys: We've supported you with our money...
WB Executives: And this gives you Power over us?
Fanboys: What is this?
*WB Executives slowly moves hands around neck*
WB Executives: Your money and infrastructure have been important...till now.
Fanboys: What are you?
WB Executives: We are DC's reckoning, here to end the borrowed time you have all been living on.
Fanboys: You're...pure...EVIL!
WB Executives: We're necessary evil!
*Comicbookwebsites run away as WB Executive snaps the necks of thousands of Fanboys*