Fire, Soup, and Passion! - Job Simulator - Funny Moments
8Well, I’ve tried sitting, and I’ve tried standing, so Johnathan has decided that he found a job I will REALLY love!
Standing!... again!... but this time… with food!
Now, we have a bit of a predicament here, on one hand, I had more freedom to what I can do to get nothing done; however, I pose more of a fire danger than in other jobs… surprisingly though, I’d have more of a risk of food poisoning at my office desk rather than as a cook… huh, funny how that works… and weird, quite weird Johnathan!
Lets tackle the title one word at a time.
Fire... what is fire?
My patrons, Johnathan, and the Health Inspector apparently say that the fire is that large source of heat growing in the corner, even when I tell them it's just there for effect and they respond by screaming like animals and telling me that the building is burning down as the fire continues to spread, yeah right?
I mean come on guys, this is my workplace, can we please have some joy and gratitude to the opportunities we are presented with during our time of employment?
Next is soup, now, I don't really think I need to explain why soup is integral to the plot, but lemme somehow cram this thing in here.
Soup alludes to the fact that you have a pot to make soup, simple as that.
Wanna know how to make soup?
1) Turn on pot
2) Pour in ANY liquid
3) Put anything inside, edible or not
4) Wait five minutes
5) And then punch it with your fist
6) Wait five more minutes
BAM, Soup!
Passion is the final word and the most important.
I have spent my entire last 20 minutes behind a cubical or gas station counter, the least I can get is a little bit of time to be as creative as I want.
Fire extinguishable absolutely inedible in ever singly conceivable way? No matter, put it in da pot.
Then all of a sudden I have Gorgon Morgan from his show Kitchen Catastrophes yelling in my face about meatballs, and I mean, how am I supposed to know yo aren't supposed to make the meatballs look like charcoal, I was never taught that, but I was taught how to make a fire... so all's good in the end ^^
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