First Impressions On: Sacred Line
On this episode of First Impressions, we step in to the shoes of a female private detective who immediately retires, and then receives a static-y phone call from a man who tells us to go to a place in the woods. Then we go there, and there's a demon and knife skeletons, and a cabin in the woods with a hole in it. The hole leads to a river of blood and barrels, and then we jump in into a pit of spikes Because Thou Must. This kills us, but doesn't, because an energy ghost teleports us to his forest dimension and vomits plot on us, which also gives us adamantium bones. And then...I can't remember what else happens, this game is bloody weird. Not really in the good, intriguing Deadly Premonition sort of way, either. You can get it free off Desura, if you so desire.
Desura: http://www.desura.com/games/sacred-line