Got Wood? by fuzzytigercat
Lyrics:
Down by the river with teeth like a blade, Chewin’ through timber, got dams to be made. Tail like a paddle, fur soft as a breeze, Rockin' that lodge life with bark and some cheese.
Got wood? You know they do, Stackin’ logs and struttin’ too. From butt glands to nuggets, they ain’t refined, Just nature’s furballs with a genius mind.
They once flavored foods with castoreum delight, Vanilla from the backend? Yep, that’s right. Perfume from a gland where the sun don’t shine— A dab behind the ear, now you’re smellin’ fine!
Beaver Nuggets, sweet golden puffs, Named for their poop? Well, close enough. Cornmeal crunch with a sugar glaze, Snackin’ like a rodent in a food court daze.
Got wood? You better believe, They carve that bark like you wouldn’t conceive. Tail thumps rhythm, teeth cut tone, They build a whole kingdom from sticks alone.
Got wood? You know they do, Stackin’ logs and struttin’ too. From butt glands to nuggets, they ain’t refined, Just nature’s furballs with a genius mind.
So raise your glass to that buck-toothed crew, Doin’ what beavers were born to do. From perfumes to snacks, they leave their mark— Just don’t ask what’s in that trail mix in the dark…
Got wood? You know they do, Stackin’ logs and struttin’ too. From butt glands to nuggets, they ain’t refined, Just nature’s furballs with a genius mind.
Got wood? You better believe, They carve that bark like you wouldn’t conceive. Tail thumps rhythm, teeth cut tone, They build a whole kingdom from sticks alone.
Got wood? You know they do, Stackin’ logs and struttin’ too. From butt glands to nuggets, they ain’t refined, Just nature’s furballs with a genius mind.
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