Lunatic Farmer by fuzzytigercat

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Published on July 27, 2025 1:00:02 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DMI5xehrg0

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In a crooked coat and goggles thick as night. He tills the soil by lantern’s flickering light. Mixing alchemy with seeds in glassy jars. He’s out to conjure giants from the garden’s wars

Oh, he’s a lunatic farmer, stirring magic in the loam. Packing fields with manure till the earth becomes his home. He’s pushing nature’s limits in each verdant ring. Mad science on the back forty—watch his harvest sing

How much manure is too much manure? He piles it high, says we’ll find out for sure. Potatoes in a hill, a pot, or buried deep to rot—He tests each bed until the perfect yield is got

Oh, he’s a lunatic farmer, stirring magic in the loam. Packing fields with manure till the earth becomes his home. He’s pushing nature’s limits in each verdant ring. Mad science on the back forty—watch his harvest sing

Corn stalks towering up like green skyscrapers bold. He hums a secret formula his notebooks never told. Melons round and juicy, dripping sweetness in the sun. Taste so rich and tender—he claims he’s barely begun

Beakers bubble, test tubes tangle with the vine. Roots run deep, DNA and compost intertwine. No patent on his mystery, no hint of how he grows. He guards his methods closer than anything he sows

Oh, he’s a lunatic farmer, stirring magic in the loam. Packing fields with manure till the earth becomes his home. He’s pushing nature’s limits in each verdant ring. Mad science on the back forty—watch his harvest sing

You’ll never know his secret—he laughs as shadows fall. His titanic fruits and veggies rise to answer nature’s call. He’s a lunatic farmer—forever planting dreams. In fields of wild invention where the soil bursts at the seams