GrayStillPlays Sings: The Pure Concept of Applebees | Tribute to the Subscribers | Sorry Applebees!
225Alright, so I feel for those who DON'T know why I'm subjecting you to this, I must explain myself. Back for my 50 subscriber special I mentioned that folks that left comments involving a topic as well as a Genre of music would have a song specifically made for them. Well, I ended up doing an entire music video to go with the song. Now, full disclosure, I can't sing, and I can't edit all that well either, but for you folks...you can watch me flounder around at attempting to do both! The topic that won in the comments was "The Pure Concept of Applebees" sung in the style of Hinder. Well, there's a problem, Hinder can sing, and I can't. But hey, what the hell, I'll give it a shot. I hope you folks enjoy! Look out for special guest appearances from Mahatma Gandhi, Matt Damon, Jesus, a random cat, some praying girl, Benito Mussolini, a Viking Ship, and various others!
THE LYRICS:
I was born with no family
That's why I thank God for the Concept of Applebees
Now before I begin with my story
You poor bastards get to thank Reanna and Katie
Gotta give credit, where credit is due so you know where to click
Check the girls out, they're UndertheCStick
Now everyone knows about 2 for $20
Soups, salads, and appetizers aplenty
But let me ask you, do you conceive
The various people that bow to the pure concept of Applebees?
First there's Matt Damon
Who likes his chicken sizzling on burbon street
I'm pretty sure I saw baby geezus
sipping on a pink martini
Patrick Stewart likes the Thai Shrimp with mixed Greens
And there's always a seat for Mahama Ghandi
My wife says that she loves only me
But she'd probably leave for a lifetime of free Applebees
When you walk into Applebees what do you see?
People that tolerate you, thanks and please
Even if it's only temporary
I'll take that over the sadness of my daily duty
Benito Mussolini may have been a member of the fascist party
But when he's in this restaurant, his frozen lemonade seems quite fruity
Oh there was a girl and she said hi to me
I then got led to a very particular seat
Once there I prayed to God to put my thirst at ease
From the nether appeared a glass of iced tea
Vikings may have come from old norse seas
But out of the Deities they pray to, their favorite is Applebees
It's just like my neighborhood only with less people to annoy me
Resisting the allure is an act of futility
That's why they say
An Applebees a day
Keeps the doctor away
Ryan Renolds may have been a badass in the Deadpool Movie
But when he's in this restaurant, Applebees in his Daddy
This fable has come to a close, I'm sorry for what you've heard and seen
But the only things certain in this world are death, taxes, and the pure concept of Applebees
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