Hang on, there's a story | Gas Station Simulator episode 3
620Not content with simply letting me build and run the gas station of my dreams, Gas Station Simulator also seems intent on dropping some kind of story into the mix. Fair enough, but I was quite happy already, let's see what twists and turns are added into the equation as my loan agent turns up for a quick chat.
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Okay, that's a total lie, it's a link graveyard. It is however delivered with the kind of panache you have come to expect.
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Let us move on from tales of commerce to things more fun-loving.
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Okay, you've made it. You clicked at least two links, now get your reward.
(*) - Today's secret: I'd almost forgotten to publish this. At the time of writing I'm on my 6th recording of the day for the week I'm on holiday. Two more and I'll have sufficient to Give The People What They Want. Lawnmower Simulator ended up being twice as long as I intended.
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