[Helldivers 2] Flying Hulks? I Call That Skeet Shooting.
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They said the Jet Brigade was back. They said this time, they brought flying Hulks and Devastators. And I said, “Well, butter my biscuit and call in an Eagle — looks like I’m working on my vacation.” Turns out, I was on vacation. Those flying scrap heaps didn’t stand a chance. Four waves. Four crushing defeats. We’re about to wrap up the fifth on Ustoto with days to spare. The Automatons brought their best, and now their best is scattered across the dunes in pieces. While the galaxy panicked, I was out here cosplaying as a cowboy — lever-action rifle on my back, revolver at my hip, and my dog bot at my side like a faithful steed. Kicking down bunker doors like I owned the place. Slinging freedom like it was the Wild West and the Jet Brigade was just another gang of outlaws in need of a good ol’ fashioned showdown. Arrowhead might call it early, hand out some shiny medals, and move us along. But for now? The Botfront feels like home. The sun’s hot, the explosions are louder than your ex, and every time a flying Hulk goes down, I tip my hat and say: “This town ain’t big enough for the both of us.”
See y’all at the next rodeo.
Yeehaw, Helldivers.
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