[Helldivers 2] I Fought the Squids and All I Got Was Psionic Trauma
7Intro Briefing by Galactic War: • Reclaiming Jin Xi — Helldivers 2 briefing ...
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We’ve been knee-deep in bug guts for weeks now. Swatting swarms, scooping samples, holding five backwater colonies together with duct tape and democracy. I signed up to crush Automatons—not babysit Super Earth’s termite problem. But just when I thought things couldn’t get worse, guess who slithered back into the war? That’s right. The Illuminate. New Stockholm fell at the start of this Major Order, and while we’ve been stuck on Slif playing whack-a-mole with Terminids, the Squids dug in deep. Now Command wants us to take it back. And I hate to say it—but I almost miss the bugs. At least they don’t teleport behind you and fry your skull with a flashlight. I didn’t survive flying Hulks just to get sent back into the glowing horror show that is an Illuminate city invasion. But orders are orders. We’re taking New Stockholm back—one disintegrated squid at a time. Just don’t expect me to be happy about it.