[Helldivers 2] Mandatory Volunteer Bug Extermination Program
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They said the Jet Brigade was back. I was excited. Flying Hulks? Jetpack Devastators? Finally, the bots were pulling out something terrifying again. For a brief, glorious moment, it felt like the old days on the Botfront — where every mission was a coin toss and you earned every extraction covered in grease, coolant, and shrapnel. But then we beat them. Four times. In record time. And what did we get? Two days of staring at empty drop pods while the Jet Brigade limped home in smoking pieces. Arrowhead called it early. Gave us our shiny medals. Told us to get ready for something new. I was hoping for a new model enemy, maybe one with a railgun.
Instead? Terminids. Not even the Predator Strain — just your standard screeching, chittering, meat-stomping bugs. And what’s the mission? Bag ‘em, tag ‘em, and send 50 million samples back to Super Earth so we can build a new training facility on Zegema Paradise. Because nothing says paradise like sweating in a swamp while trying not to get your face eaten by a Titan. I miss the bots already. At least they exploded when you shot them. But orders are orders. And if I’ve gotta shoot bugs to help train the next wave of “mandatory volunteers,” so be it. Just don’t call it paradise.