[Helldivers 2] Hot Bots in Your Area—Call the Incineration Corps Today!
After we lost IMBER due to poor life choices and zero defense coordination, the Incineration Corps moved in and said, “Nice supply line. It would be a shame if someone BURNED IT TO THE GROUND.” Now we’re stuck retaking a planet where the weather report is just “permanent fire tornadoes” and every enemy carries a flamethrower like it’s the hottest new fashion accessory. This isn’t war—it’s a live demonstration of OSHA violations in real time. Join me as I suit up in anti-flame gear (aka nothing because the fire will kill me anyway), dodge literal whirlwinds of death, and try to liberate IMBER before CLAORELL burns off the galactic map. Will we make it? Will anyone help? Or will I be left screaming in a corner while the bots roast marshmallows over my corpse?
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