Horizon: Zero Dawn - Episode 2
1Hero, remember when we promised that the proving would happen in a few episodes? No? Me neither.
Hello and welcome to Horizon: Quest Dawn. Side Quest: Zero Dawn? Can't say Horizon: Zero Quest cause that implies I'm stuck in a game with no side quests. And words like that are hurtful. Please do your best to avoid words like "Main Quest." And the terrible "No side quests."
Words like that do terrible things to me. Like make me go crazy challenging random thinga. Or make me go into a self loathing slump that leaves me unable to even play or edit for about a week (Sorry Catherine viewers!)
Oh right,the plot.
We pretend we're getting underway but we even avoid a side quest that Rost gave us to search out side quests to the side quests! *thunder crash, big dramatic swell of music, round of applause* thank you, thank you, you're too kind.
And I start gettint so into the game she starts singing... yeah that never happened before DA:I. I might really be into this one too deep already...
But what's even better after singing my half assed improvised version of the itsy bitsy spider (that was really quite terrible)?
I go on Pinterest for a few minutes of lulz and relaxation and there's a strange planet comic waiting for me with the alien version of the song.
Sigh. I know I'm being spied on. I really do but sometimes I find it so hard to care when hilarious situations like this arise.
But that's alright. I like to spy too. I like to watch your paths, tag you, and then stalk... then POUNCE!
Oh wait shit I still haven't gotten the stealth move!
GRAGH!
Ah well. We'll see how good I am at in improving when... well... that happens. Wait that was before the itsy bitsy spider song!
Crap!
Well... umm spoiler alerts I guess?
Want a better spoiler? Eventually you're going to have to subscribe just to shut me up about it.
...Please?
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