How dare you build a Walkable City!
The Evil Major is at it again - bulldozing through whole cozy neighbourhoods just to build a 16 lane highway, loads of Walmart's, and employing The Walkability Police to make life hell for Walkers and Cyclists. Drivers pay taxes, and the Evil mayor likes you. New secret plans revealed!
Walkable cities are perfect for Europe, but sometimes hungry mayors and developers just need the space to move traffic and put in lots and lots of Walmart's. Could 16 lane highways increase traffic flow? What about the walkability of citizens, will they still want to walk? What if we rip up all the bicycle lanes and replace them with car lanes? This video is a diss back at some commenters on a fellow Cities Skylines You-Tuber @CitiesByDiana comment page about highways in the middle of buttf nowhere "needing walkable access" - what! for who? Those lost in the woods. So rather than cave in to the pressure of "walkable cities fanatics" I have employed the WALKABILITY POLICE to ensure that WALKING/CYCLING is difficult for all CITIZENS.
This video is a joke, humour! And a huge thanks to everyone at 'LCC' for your help.
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