I Am the Jedi
326The force is strong with this one...
LYRICS:
Chris Angel mind freak
Crystal meth butt leak
Understand my dragon speak
Power puff butt cheek
Back crackin' salamander
Butt sex creepy panda
Take a dump on
Amanda
Record breaking plane landa
Donald Trump's meaty beef
Summertime rotten feet
All these things are on her teats
Until I spank a coral reef
Motorcycle in my belly
Butt sniffin' peanut jelly
Apple bottom jeans
With a poop stain kinda smelly
Old man wrinkled dick
Leprechaun wizard trick
Buttered butts in oil slick
Warlocks takin magic shits
Zombie love, in a moat
Juicy double booby boat
Chocolate poop, testy coat,
Sassa frassin' while I float
CHORUS 1:
Butter cheese cream dreams
I am the Jedi
Testimony rack of lamb boobies
I'm gonna give birth to your mom
Saggy knees jimmy licka
Marinade my butt cheeks, Adolph Hitler
They call me hippo juice
Cremate donkey loose
Jesus Christ, shit toe
G-string, Alamo
Cranky ham on the snow,
Where's my rabbit, I don't know
Zebras makin' orange tang
While I'm dancing on my wang
Billboard, cheese strang
Supper time, let's bang
Poop streaks in the sky
Checkered scrotum in my eye
I will snort your apple pie
Cuz when I fart, fairies die
Anglo Saxon wet dream
Motorcross, sex cream
Old goblins double team
Pee pee shootin' laser beams
Sick of ass, give me poop
Crap milk triple scoop
Turkey scout fuck troop
Cookie chunk butt goop
Crackalacka ding dong
Bono's tongue is hella strong
Floppy little foot long
Doo doo poo poo king kong
CHORUS 2:
Applesauce beef queen
I am the Jedi
Alimony finger lickin' frankfurter
I'm gonna give birth to your dad
Anal beads, chubby checkers
Pizza tits, gooch wrecker
Yucky, ninja baby
Cupcakes, stumpy ladies
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