I Beat Elden Ring Without Getting Hit and Without Taking Damage (Patch 1.06)
26Hitless, Damageless run of Elden Ring using the Uchigatana and Longbow, on patch 1.06. Extended thoughts & timestamps down below.
This took 75 attempts over the course of 3 months with numerous route changes. WORLDS FIRST uchigatana damageless run!
Thumbnail made by my good friend Turtleburger
If this video gets 17 billion likes, I will do All Remembrances.
Timestamps for important sections of the playtrough:
0:00 - Limgrave
19:30 - Caelid
32:30 - Liurnia of the Lakes
42:50 - Altus Plateau
53:55 - Highroad Cave, Nerijus & Patches, Demi-Human Queen
1:04:05 - Margit, The Fell Omen
1:13:25 - Godrick The Grafted
1:22:45 - Starscourge Radahn
1:27:10 - Draconic Tree Sentinel
1:35:20 - Godfrey, First Elden Lord (Golden phantom)
1:38:40 - Morgott, The Omen King
1:56:20 - Fire Giant
2:03:25 - Godskin Duo
2:17:15 - Maliketh, The Black Blade
2:21:05 - Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-Knowing
2:23:05 - Godfrey // Hoarah Loux
2:26:40 - Radagon Of The Golden Order & Elden Beast
2:31:25 - Ending
This list doesnt include vast numbers of items, upgrades and buffs because it would simply be too long. Feel free to ask me anything.
This run was a fever dream, during and after the fact. I had very bad RNG on some fights and severely messed up strategies on both Morgott and Beast Clergyman, but it all worked out in the end. Not to mention the ending to Hoarah Loux which was so ridiculously close I couldnt believe it when I survived.
As far as execution goes these boss kills arent very impressive, the difficulty comes from it being an entire playtrough of forced perfect play - something that I struggled with on Maliketh for a long long time. This run is actually the first time I ever made it past him hitless and it was ridiculously difficult to focus and calm myself for the last fights. Thankfully I made it work, so please excuse the breaks I took before the last few bosses.
Morgott is supposed to die after the phase transition but because I didnt attack fast enough in my combo, I didnt get a bleed proc on him and thus had to deal with the second phase for a while. In Beast Clergymans case, I was surprised to not transition him into second phase with the last flame of the redmanes and almost got hit because of it.
Needless to say Im impressed at my ability to mess up strategies in new ways each time, but also to salvage bad situations. If youre wondering why I didnt use Bloodflame Blade on Morgott or some other fights, it is a very new addition to the route - obviously inspired by BushidoYu's fantastic God Run 3 - and so I wasnt very familiar with using it on some bosses. Morgott is a free fight in my strategies but I do mess it up sometimes.
If it wasnt obvious from the line almost at the top of the description, I have no interest in doing All Remembrances or more Elden Ring at all in fact. The setup required for each attempt of this run was unbelievably boring and depressing. I had ways to make it entertaining with music etc but doing an even longer setup for All Remembrances seems torturous.
Stay tuned and feel free to subscribe for some interesting speedrunning content however. Maybe. Possibly. Who knows.
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