I Built a Raid Farm in Minecraft Bedrock!
3So there I was...
Minding my own business...
Getting absolutely clapped by a bunch of angry, unpaid crossbow interns — aka pillagers.
And that's when it hit me:
I'm terrible at Minecraft.
Like — fall-into-lava-while-holding-totems-level bad.
I needed an easier way to get totems of undying before I rage quit and joined a goat farm IRL.
Naturally, I thought:
"What would the Minecraft GOATS do?"
ACookieGod? Wunba? Wattles?
Lightbulb moment.
I found Wattles' Raid Farm — a magical machine that spits out totems like a Pez dispenser.
Easy. Genius. Effortless.
So I tried to copy it.
Tried.
Problem is… Wattles' farm is for Java Edition.
And I’m out here on Bedrock — struggling.
So I had no choice.
I had to activate 100% of my gamer neurons and build the most barely-functioning Raid Farm the world has ever seen.
It’s ugly. It’s cursed. It’s beautiful.
But first — I had to relocate a very confused villager who absolutely did not sign up for this chaos.
Dragged him across the land like a professional kidnapper, set him up in his new forever home…
...and then had to wait for him to grow up like some sort of blocky babysitter.
Somehow it all worked out.
Now?
I’m basically immortal.
Fall damage? Totem.
Lava bath? Totem.
Explode into a million pieces because I sneezed? Still Totem.
If you want to see how the real raid farm should look (not my cursed Bedrock version), check out Wattles' original tutorial here:
👉 • BEST MINECRAFT 1.21 RAID FARM | Easy,...
Wattles is the GOAT — full credit to him for the design!
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Love you all.
Stay immortal. 🛡️
Special thanks to Zenx for all my editing dreams!
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