I Can See Spirits vs D.D. Invitation Embarrassing Trash Rematch: Pro Fights
4"...ARGH....ARGHHHHH!!! NO FUCKING WAY MAN!! BUT HOW?!"
"GOD...JADEN!! BEAUTIFUL, MY LOVE WHAT THE FUCK?! WE KEEP GETTING TRASHED AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF!! I CAN'T EVEN STAY CALM FOR ONCE LIKE THIS!!"
"AAARGGHH THIS IS NOT MY MONTH BABE!!! MY GOD!!! YOU DON'T DO SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO MISPLAYING TOO!"
"TAKE THESE WORDS BACK MY BEAUTIFUL IDIOT!!"
"NO, YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING AT ALL, WE BOTH SUCK CRAP BABE, AND CHAZZ FUCKING BEAT ME!! YEARS AGO AT SCHOOL AT THE ACADEMY I FUCKING BEAT HIIM!!"
"HOW EXACTLY I HAVE TO TAKE THE BLAME WHEN IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT IN THE FIRST PLACE JADEN!? SERIOUSLY, I CARRY YOUR STUPID ASS SO LONG EVERYDAY IN THE LAST TWO MONTHS AND IT'S FRUSTRATING AND PISSING OFF AS SHIT!! YOU WASTE ALL YOUR BEST CARDS FOR NOTHING TOO EARLY INSTEAD OF USING THE WEAK CARDS FIRST!! YOU LOST YOUR BEST MONSTERS BY YOUR HYPERACTIVITY!!"
"OH PLEASE JESSE, SHUT UP BABE! WHAT THE FUCK YOU CRY ABOUT!? I TRY TO INSTANTLY WIN, BUT I CAN'T ACCOMPLISH THAT VICTORY SHIT. FUCKING FUCKING SHIIIT!! THIS IS SO LAME AND NOT COOL! THIS IS WAY WORSE THAN EVER. I'M HYPERACTIVE?! HOW DARE YOU TELL THAT TO YOUR BELOVED LOVE LIFE THAT LOVES YOU SO MUCH IN A LOVELY SWEET RELATIONSHIP!! I LOVE YOU MAN BUT GOD, YOU SUCK AT PRO DUELING BABE!! SHOW SOME GUTS OKAY?! I CAN'T DO ALL BY MYSELF EVERYTIME!!"
"AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU AS WELL JADEN, I HAVE TO DISAGREE WITH YOU...ABOUT THE WHOOLE MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT YOU TALK ABOUT THE WHOLE INSTANT WIN AND HYPERACTIVITY THING! YOU ARE HYPERACTIVE, AND YOU ARE STUPID AS WELL, THERE, YOUR HERO INSULTED YOU BY HIS PISS OFF, AND INSTEAD OF RESPECTING YOUR OPPONENTS BEATING US, YOU JUST LEAVE ME BEHIND AS A CRYBABY, AND IT'S FUCKING IMMATURE OF YOU!! YOUR HYPERACTIVITY RUINS OUR TEAMWORK AND BOND! THAT BEHAVIOR FORCES ME TO DO ALL THE WORK ALONE TO THE POINT ALEXIS SAVES US TOO MUCH! SHE CAN'T DO THAT EVERYTIME JADEN GET IT TOGETHER MAN!!"
"DISAGREE WITH ME AS MUCH AS YOU WANT BABE, I DON'T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION WITH THE SAME TOPIC OVER AND OVER! SO WHAT IF ALEXIS SAVES US EVERYTIME WE GET ASS KICKED!? SHE'S DOING HER JOB! AND WE SUCK ASS CRAP BY SO CALLED HYPERACTIVE PERSONALITY OF MINE YEAH RIGHT, LIKE THAT MAKES SENSE! LOSING TO ZANE WAS FINE, BUT LOSING TO JOKE TEAMS OF BASTION AND CROWLER?! MARIK!? WHAT THE FUCK!?"
"GOD DAMMIT JADEN YOU LOST YOUR WAY AGAIN!! ALEXIS CAN'T ALWAYS SAVE US GET OVER IT!! WE KEEP GETTING EMBARRASSED BY OUR BROKEN CHEMISTRY AND BROKEN BOND, BY THE FACT YOU SUCK BY PLAYING FUCKING DUMB AND WASTING YOUR STRONGEST CARDS FUCKING EARLY IN THE VERY FIRST TURN YOU IDIOT!!"
"OH I'M SORRY BABE! DO YOU WANT ME TO ASK MY SUPREME KING INSIDE ME TO TRANSITION ME TO A LOVELY MATURE WOMAN AGAIN!? I CAN GET THAT DONE TO MOVE ON FROM MY LAME ORIGINAL SEX AND GENDER ONE LAST TIME! BEING A MAN SUCKS!!"
"WHAT?! NO JADEN! YOU'RE PERFECT AS THE GAY HERO YOU'RE MEANT TO BE! BUT YOUR HYPERACTIVITY...TARNISHES YOU. ...YOU'RE STUBBORN, MAKING DUMB DECISIONS AND...GOD...HOW EXACTLY I CAN HELP YOU OUT IF YOU KEEP PLAYING DUMB AND WASTING ALL BEST CARDS IN THE FIRST FUCKING TURN!?"
"OKAY WHATEVER BABE, BUT PLEASE STOP BLAMING ME ABOUT OUR BLOWOUTS!! YOU PLAY DUMB AS WELL!! YOU BARELY DO ANYTHING MAN."
"YOU FUCKING IDIOT IT IS YOU WHO CAU...."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!"
"YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ALEXIS!! STOP INTERFERING MY AND JESSE'S CONVERSATION!! AND BESIDES, YOU SAVED US BOTH TO BEAT MARCEL AND YUBEL AND WE THANK YOU, BUT DON'T BE A BITCH!!"
"YOU DUMB IDIOT, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR HYPERACTIVE IMPATIENCE, YOUR DUMBEST PLAYS, THAT COST YOU OUT OF YOUR HYPERACTIVITY TO PLAY FUCKING DUMB AND COST JESSE TO KEEP LOSING AND GET TRASHED SO BAD, SO EMBARRASSING TO THE POINT YOU DISRESPECT WITHOUT HAND SHAKING AGAIN, AND LOSING TO CHAZZ AND VARIANT ME IS WAY WORSE, WE KICKED THEIR ASS BEFORE, AND YOU BOTH NOW LOST TO THEM AND A JOKE TEAM?! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING HYPOCRISY JADEN?! I TOLD YOU ALREADY, I CAN'T ALWAYS SAVE YOU AND JESSE, EVEN IF IT'S THE PRICE I HAVE TO PAY EVERYTIME. AND YOUR STUPIDITY AND IMPATIENCE CAUSE YOU TO KEEP GETTING WASTED, YOU WASTE SO MUCH CARDS TOO EARLY, IN THE FIRST TURN WITHOUT EVEN THINKING ABOUT CHECKING YOUR HAND, YOU HAVE NO PATIENCE, AND PLAY FUCKING DUMB TO BREAK YOUR AND JESSE'S CHEMISTRY. YOU AND JESSE THIS TIME BOTH EXHAUSTED MY PATIENCE, AND FROM NOW ON I'LL BEING MORE REASONABLE AND SERIOUS WITH YOU TO MAKE YOU BOTH GET YOUR SHITS AND PATHETIC ASS TOGETHER, TO FUCKING WIN WITH NOTHING MORE TO LOSE, EXCEPT LOSING TO ZANE CAUSE HE'S STRONGER. I'M DONE WITH YOUR BULLSHIT, AND I AM GOING TO TEACH YOU BOTH THE NASTIEST LESSONS. I AM NOT DUELING TOMORROW TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE: BEAT YOUR VARIANTS. IF YOU DON'T ACHIEVE THAT...I'LL PUNISH YOU BOTH BY SUSPENDING YOU FOR FIVE DAYS. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO HOME NOW. I'LL SEE IF YOU'RE WORTHY TOMORROW OR NOT.
―Jaden, Jesse and Alexis
Jaden and Jesse...wasted...AGAIN. ...and Alexis is more ruthless and furious...