I Finished Satisfactory 1.0 in 9 Min and This is What I Learned?

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Satisfactory
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Satisfactory (2024)
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Satisfactory 1.0 review and 'complete' 'playthrough' in 9 'minutes'. Don't worry: No spoilers.

Welcome to my completely serious and not at all sarcastic review of the groundbreaking Satisfactory 1.0 release. Finally, after years of early access, Satisfactory is here in its full, perfectly polished form—because nothing says "finished product" like a factory management game where you can still fall off your conveyor belts into a bottomless pit! In this review, I’ll walk you through the incredibly complex art of building a factory that barely holds together, while constantly being distracted by the game's totally necessary giant alien creatures. Forget efficiency—this is all about survival.

Is the Satisfactory 1.0 release really the ultimate factory simulator, or is it just a giant exercise in proving that even automation has its breaking point? I’ll explore the exciting world of conveyor belt spaghetti, endless resource gathering, and the pure joy of realizing you’ve placed an entire factory in the wrong place—again. Tune in as I get hopelessly lost in my own creation, question my life choices, and maybe even learn something...

Probably not.

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