"i live on Tatooine on the 66th floor. my name is Boba Fett"
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Patrick Fett. or Boba Bateman. i cannot decide
''i live on Tatooine. on Jabba's Fing Palace on the 66th floor. my name is Boba Fett. i'm 41 years old. i believe in taking care of myself. and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on a jetpack while doing stormtroopers. I can do 1000 now
After I remove the jetpack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face a bacta scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because i'm boba fett. not jake the muss. booze dries your face out. and it will make you look older. and pathetic. finally. i use moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
and now you know my day to day on this wasteland. This Is The Way
-Boba Fett (why did you hang up din?)