INEPT REVIEWS: NOMAD ZX SPECTRUM

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Published on June 25, 2022 2:31:22 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdcA7stxrXI

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Ahoy there folks, here's a brand new review taken just yesterday (well it was when it was posted). Here is NOMAD, a quirky flip-screen puzzle-esque shooter from Ocean Software in 1986. You control a rather slow and large floating Robot called Clive (Codename NOMAD), who must traverse the many treacherous halls of the evil Count Zuckerberg and destroy the super computer that will one day power the soul-eating FACEBOOK website. Zuckerberg will do anything to ensure the eventual creation of the super social network and metaverse happens so has placed Turrets, Robots and cat memes in the passageways to prevent NOMAD from completing his mission. Clearly it is important that FACEBOOK never becomes a thing. Sadly, we know NOMAD failed because FACEBOOK and the METAVERSE is real and one of the worst inventions of humankind (up there with the ATOM BOMB and Shellsuits).

As well as a quick look at the game, there's a lot of discussion about barbecuing jerk chicken. Whilst I never succeeded in my task to stop Facebook from becoming a thing, the jerk chicken was a success, albeit very burnt on the outside but delicious in the inside. A bit like a me when I've forgot to apply the sunlotion and burnt in the sun.

More reviews coming soon folks, much love to all!