Killing Tom Jones With Lace Panties
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Throwing panties onto the stage seems to be a fashionable pastime for the ladies these days. But panties - especially the sexy types - are very light and yet have much air resistance. Not even a major league baseball pitcher can throw those lacey things far!
Upon special request, The Slingshot Channel finds out the true potential of these charming, if a bit raunchy projectiles. A new "panties themed" slingshot is presented, specifically made for launching womens underwear towards their favorite star. Shaped like a big heart and painted bright red, the distinctively designed weapon even has a heart shaped center hole in the pouch!
Turns out that seven meters is about the maximum throwing distance. However, this changes dramatically if the panties are balled up and fixed with a few office rubber bands!
When these "panty balls" are soaked in water and then put in the freezer, the result is potentially downright painful for the star on stage...
Finally, the world's first "red panties crossbow bolt" is presented. Soaked in water, frozen into the shape of a pointy stick, the red piece of garment pierces a massive block of ballistic gelatin, twice, and only melts after maybe an hour.
A "The Slingshot Channel" production!