Kindergarten 3: The Musical [by Random Encounters]
12,068The Kindergarten coup continues! Will Wednesday's children be full of woe (and green goo), or can they turn the tables on their newest school? An original song by Random Encounters.
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LYRICS:
Something here’s brewing-
Whatever they’re doing,
It doesn’t make sense-
Let’s spring into action
and cause a distraction
To scout out the vents!
Our best bet’s the window!
But if we go in, though,
We may still get caught-
If you’re looking
Kinda queasy,
Getting in the school is easy-peasy!
I’d lend you a hand,
but I only can stand
While I wear Penny’s dress…
And somebody’s ravaged
my carrots and cabbage,
And left a big mess!
That janitor man
has been making a plan
To take Linda here down-
Nugget’s arm is
Feeling tingly…
And his taste for flesh has grown distinctly-
(Has anyone antidote that they can bring me?)
Which plays end murderously?
Where could the principal be?
Hey, kid! Get out of that tree!
Ain’t no gator gonna mess with me!
Green Goo! Green Goo!
Nugget likes Green Goo!
It’ll fry your insides
And might screw with your hue!
The nurse could help
If you get there soon-
What’s it take to make it to noon
In a school full of goo?
Children, attention!
As previously mentioned,
It’s time for a show!
Red riding hood, yes,
or King Leer! Though I guess
That’s a play you won’t know…
Get Nugget a shovel
and surely he’ll tunnel us
Under the school-
That’s where someone
Tried to take me!
But my memory’s still a little shaky…
Lovelett won’t let us
get out till she gets us
On stage in some way…
That sing-songy teacher
is eager to feature us
In her dumb play.
Well, starting a scuffle
gets feathers to ruffle
And buys us some time…
We’ll need allies...
Maybe weapons!
And this handy map that I’ve been prepping!
My “son” has toilets to clean!
Not ‘till we’re done with this scene!
Who needs a jab of vaccine?
We’re all out of paper in the school latrine!
Green Goo! Green Goo!
We’re the cleanup crew!
We’ve been staging a play
While we’re staging a coup…
It’s all over the walls,
And the dollhouse, too!
What’s a girl here gotta do
To get rid of this goo?
The students need lunch,
And the teachers need pills…
And I need a mop
So I can clean these spills!
Alice to the office-
This won’t take long…
Your lines were fine,
But you’re dying wrong.
(I’m five.)
What have we got
that could give us a shot
To escape out the door?
A burger! A book!.
And this blanket you took
From the hag in the floor.
If we can unlock it,
the phone in my pocket
May be of some use…
I can crack it,
If you pay me!
Or just promise that you won’t betray me…
(What is this? Phones are forbidden!
What else are you kids keeping hidden?
Flares? And axes? Oh, what gall!
This calls for lots of study hall!)
You brats aren’t leaving my sight!
We got a gator to fight!
Break a leg! It’s opening night!
Loose ends get tied up tight…
The Wizard of Oz had heard their plea
For brains and hearts and bravery!
Then fires roared and trumpets blew,
And the Wizard cackled right on cue...
Green Goo! Green Goo!
It’s a tasty brew!
I been drinking it outa
The sink in the loo!
The tykes are on strike,
And we’re likely to sue,
But our Wednesday still ain’t through-
Not with goo to subdue!
Green Goo! Green Goo!
That’s how Linda grew!
Took that gator and made her
A mighty kaiju!
It’s on Regis and Linda,
And BooBoo, too!
Every word that you’ve heard is true:
Stay away from the goo!
Green Goo! Green Goo!
Might be sewage…
EW!