Landlord Of The Woods [morbid puzzle game] w/item timestamp
0I am in love with this game - seriously! it's amazing! - because it's a puzzle game, I chose to timestamp where you get what you need. instead of explaining how to do it. I take it that you know how, since you are playing a puzzle game, should you need the timestamps. Otherwise, sit back and enjoy this absolutely fantasticly absurd and morbid little story.
Been wondering what the morale is? Something with 'make yourself happy where you are?' *to not spoil it - I will elaborate at the bottom of the description box, after the timestamps.
HOME
03:50 COFFEE & FISH
04:00 KINGS PEN
04:26 SPECTABLES & KEY
04:44 use SPECTABLES w/diary
04:49 use COFFEE & FISH w/mouth
06:14 BONE
06:36 use KEY w/door
07:02 use BONE w/diary
07:05 use KINGS PEN diary (above the bone)
*exit through open door
07:22 click all 3 persons
07:35 click from 1 to 5 on both flutes
07:59 BUG
08:20 place BUG
08:35 drag red clock hand to the middle
09:02 open all scissors points to blue dots
09:53 read MAIL
10:26 drag the shapes to the correct holes
10:58 drag teeth to their twin
GHOST (button, mushroom, fork, feather)
13:06 drag BEEDS to COOKING POT
14:10 FORK
14:20 FEATHER
14:39 BIRD
15:11 BUTTON
15:19 click all the growth on the birds back
15:42 click the SNAKE (the bird won't let go of the snake, before you removed the growth on it's back)
16:12 click the scales to skin the snake
16:22 RODENT
16:29 MUSHROOM
17:10 fill the BOOK
17:41 place RODENT on PLATE
BIRD (scissors, fish, gem, tooth)
18:36 drag MEAT to COOKING POT
19:21 click POCKET, click MUSHROOMS
19:34 click tent
20:07 note the order of ornaments
20:12 SCISSORS
20:34 FEMUR
21:53 FINGER
21:58 puzzle - same color border to same color
22:50 BIRD SKULL
22:58 FISH
23:09 HEART
23:13 TOOTH
23:53 GEM
24:32 arrenge ornaments HEART-blank-FINGER-BIRDSKULL-blank-FEMUR
24:55 fill the BOOK
ORGAN-BOY (bug, intestines, jar, key)
25:43 drag and drop shapes through box
26:10 drag squares into bottle
26:28 JAR OF GEOMETRY
26:40 BUG NEUROCHEMICAL
26:45 BUG
26:51 LUNGS & INTESTINES
27:22 fit the colored squares into the blank shape
27:51 KEY
28:09 dig out some BRAIN with spoon, and place BRAIN pieces in COOKING POT
28:12 UNCOOKED BRAIN
28:18 JAR
28:32 place UNCOOKED BRAIN on stove
29:03 click TENANT (organ-boy)
29:05 KNOB
29:10 place LUNGS, NEUROCHEMICAL & JAR OF GEOMITRY inside TENANT
29:25 use KNOB on stove
29:28 move all shapes to the other end
30:30 BOILED BRAIN (turn the knob to cook)
30:46 use BOILED BRAIN on TENANT's head
*accidently edited out me filling the book - sorry
HIPSTER (femur, hard candy, necklace, moth)
31:14 NECKLACE
31:28 FEMUR
31:33 HARD CANDY & MOTH
32:06 use the arrows to guide the pebble through the shape, mirrored on the left side - goal is to empty the "gameboy" for pebbles. (it is buggy - so just start the level over if the arrows stop responding - or the key doesn't manifest 3rd time it fills)
33:41 KEY (once it comes, you don't have to guide the last pebbles out)
34:40 use KEY on HOUSE-JAR
34:43 arrenge the stuff however, it's not important - click DONE
36:28 fill the BOOK
DEER-DUDE (tea-bag, looking glass, ring of failed marriage, painbrush)
37:13 DIRTY NEEDLE
37:20 RING OF A FAILED MARRIAGE
37:26 PAINTBRUSH
37:38 remove the clutter on the pinboard, note the one note with color
38:15 add chemicals to cup (the note was the solution). GREEN, RED, YELLOW, BLUE
39:02 PERFECT CLEANING SOLUTION (drop the DIRTY NEEDLE into it)
39:12 CLEAN NEEDLE
39:23 use NEEDLE on DEAD BIRD
39:42 MENDED DEAD BIRD
40:05 LOOKING GLASS
40:10 use MENDED DEAD BIRD w/CAGE
40:32 TEA BAG
40:36 fill in BOOK
DINNER/DONNER PARTY
43:04 RECIPEE (APPLE, TOOTH, MUSHROOM, MOON, FIGURE) note bottom is missing
44:44 make the meal according to RECIPEE
45:25 SCRAP OF PAPER
45:39 use SCRAP OF PAPER w/RECIPEE
45:43 SHIT JUST GOT REAL!?#%&!
45:57 click each TENANT
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Alright, so the morale - it feels like an Aeosop fable somehow. So we are unhappy with our lives, apply for a job, take it without asking - and it ends up with us getting eaten. Hmm - so could it be that happiness is within? that just running away to the unknown, cause you think your life is shit, could end up badly. And you should change your life from where you are? - what do you think it is?