Let Me Hold That Redacted PDF (The Jeffrey Epstein Client List) | MC Lars
146Had to drop this. Shout out to Worm Quartet and DJ Pastor Rock for collaborating with me on this one. Get the mp3 here: https://letmeholdthatredactedpdf_mclars.ar.io
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"Let Me Hold that Redacted PDF (The Jeffrey Epstein Client List)"
INTRO:
Yo, this file looks like a government Mad Lib
Whole page blacker than job prospects with a liberal arts degree
VERSE 1:
I got FOIA dreams and encrypted schemes,
Reading PDFs like conspiracy zines.
Everything redacted... names, flights, scenes,
It’s a high-powered pedo ring wrapped in silk sheets.
Trump said “I knew him, but not too well,”
That’s weird, ‘cause y’all was in the Same Mar-a-Hell
Photos got y’all cheek-to-cheek at the gala,
Bet the Secret Service needed trauma counseling after.
Clinton in the flight log thirty-two times,
But I’m just a rapper, what do I know about crimes?
Except every name scrubbed got a billion-dollar firm,_
While I’m Googling “Can a meme make me serve a jail term?
CHORUS:
Let me hold that redacted PDF,
yeah Whole thing’s bigger than the national debt.
Y’all said “transparency,” but I ain’t seen it yet,
Just billionaires sweating like the ice on his jet
Let me hold that PDF, come on drop the file
Don’t need names, just initials and a smile
As your lawyers work harder than Vatican priests
I say "your data looks fake!" while they shred the receipts
VERSE 2:
Trump said it's “Fake news!” and changed the topic,
Then took a selfie with Dershowitz in the tropics.
If you aren't guilty, why redact the guest list?
while your signature look like a panic attack script?
They called it “a tragedy,” I call it the norm,
Rich men funding “Hunger Games” in human form.
Meanwhile I can’t afford to Venmo my rent
While y’all fly to private islands on taxpayer cents.
Bill Gates got a lil’ too cozy in the manifest,
Zuckerberg’s probably got the whole thing in a chest.
Every name blacked out got a yacht and a bunker,
Meanwhile I’m getting flagged for saying [LYRIC REDACTED]
CHORUS:
Let me hold that redacted PDF,
It’s thicker than Trump’s fake medical test.
Y’all sealed it air tight like the Ark of the Fed,
With more plot holes than Trump University’s cred.
Let me hold that file, let me scroll that tea,
Is that Elon Musk in appendix C?
Got a list of weirdos richer than God,
While MAGA fans admit the whole thing's kind of odd
BRIDGE:
They say if you stare at the PDF long enough,
you owe Ghislaine Maxwell child support
and if you print it out backwards, it summons Prince Andrew in a hot tub full of NDAs…
But maybe that’s just the fluoride talking.
CHORUST:
Jeffrey Epstein Client List, where’s it at?
It’s behind a firewall built by Goldman Sachs.
You gave us crumbs, but we want the feast,
Now pass that PDF like it just turned 18
Let me hold that redacted PDF,
Deep State got y’all in the friends-and-family set.
You can hide, redact, delete, and deflect
But the people got questions, and we never forget.