LET'S COMPLETE EXTREME SPRINT 3010 IN UNDER 7 AND A HALF HOURS
9Remember when Data Design Interactive and Metro 3D gave us Living World Racing and we all thought that 3 and a half hours was as far as we hoped they would go? ...well we forgot that Phoenix Games and Mere Mortals exist too. And they wanted to one up Living World Racing. And then damn well did. Developed by Mere Mortals (another game where they kept their name out of it) and Published by Phoenix... it's Extreme Sprint 3010. It sure is extreme. Extremely bad.
You have full control over your character's movement... but it's solely on D-pad control. You can use the stick, but i really do mean D-pad control. As in: The stick acts exactly like the d-pad in this, there's no smooth movement, so the stick feels really wrong. So i stuck to D-pad. And yes, all you have is a jump and duck button. All you do is dodge stuff and run towards the camera in multiple tracks, away from a machine that wants to kill you. You'd think this wouldn't be that bad, just another short, boring game from these guys...
...and then you realise you have to complete Exploration to unlock the other two characters, who are kinda WORSE than your starting one. THEN you realise you have to complete all the Tournaments to unlock Multiple Sprints. THEN you realise one of the tournaments involve doing almost EVERY TRACK AGAIN IN ONE SESSION. And THEN you have to complete THAT mode in Standard to complete the game and unlock everything! AND THEN YOU REALISE HOW LONG THIS GAME ACTUALLY IS BECAUSE OF ALL OF THIS!
I played this blind. Completely blind. And i never knew what i was in for. This game gave me tunnel vision. It made me nauseous. My hands hurt like hell from this. So many have wanted me to stop playing this and questioned WHY i did this longplay. If THAT doesn't tell you what kind of game this is, i don't know what.
Commentary track coming... god, i don't even know if you'd even LISTEN to me talk for this long... we'll have to see...
This is utterly boring, it legitimately harmed my health and it is THE longest Longplay on this channel. There will NEVER be a Longplay that goes longer than this one. I refuse. THIS is the limit. NEVER AGAIN.
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